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		<title>Truth, Subtext and Memory Sticks</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Genre's a trap.

Truth, on the other hand, is everything. ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><em>“Doesn&#8217;t a sentence, whatever meaning it releases&#8230; appear to be telling us something simple, literal, primitive: something true, in relation to which all the rest&#8230; is literature?”</em> — Roland Barthes</p>
<p><em>“I know writers who use subtext, and they&#8217;re all cowards, OK? What I was asking in that scene is: what if politicians continue to pay doctors peanuts? Could they literally turn into monkeys? And no one&#8217;s asked that before.” </em>— Garth Marenghi</p></blockquote>
<p>So.</p>
<p>I was talking with an acquaintance the other day about books and writing and stuff and I made the confession that I am not actually one for genre fiction these days, and he says, yeah, but, and he starts telling me apropos of very little that he&#8217;s been reading this really excellent series of detective novels — I honestly couldn&#8217;t tell you a title or an author. But he says that they&#8217;re good writing, and I say OK, what are they about? And he says something like, they&#8217;re about this detective and she&#8217;s disabled and in a wheelchair, right, and she solves crimes. And I say cool, but what are they <em>about</em>? And he&#8217;s like, what?</p>
<p>See, the problem I have with an awful lot of genre fiction is that isn&#8217;t actually about an awful lot except its plot and premise (which in science fiction and fantasy is expressed in a central “what if”). And by “about” I mean about something present, current, human, something true.  Granted, also, a lot of it is because most genre fiction on the market is written in vast quantities by people who think any idiot can write and consider the license more valuable actually learning to, you know, write, but that&#8217;s another essay. Or possibly a rant.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s assume we&#8217;re talking about that minority of genre writers who can actually write and who are aiming at doing something a bit more serious, a bit more crafted. OK?</p>
<p>This is part of the reason why many mainstream critics and intelligent readers dismiss sci-fi and fantasy at the end of the day, even the heavyweight stuff. It&#8217;s part of the reason why literary writers like Margaret Atwood have often tried to deny that their novels should have the “S” word and the “F” word attached to them . There&#8217;s this very real, very powerful and not altogether unfounded fear that a book labelled as science fiction is somehow disqualified from literature.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a really big part of the reason why more people take Jane Austen — for example — so much more seriously than any number of genre novelists. But even Austen&#8217;s novels happen in a world as alien to the modern reader as anything by, say, Frank Herbert, underneath all those brittle witticisms and long dresses and Regency dances and house visits and astute social commentary about social mores in the Georgian era, is something fundamentally true. Something about the way we sabotage our affections, find ways to hide behind artificial constructs, and embarrassment and pride (and hell, prejudice too) rather than grasp hold of things that should be far more precious to us. You never went to a Regency party. You never lived in a country house. It doesn&#8217;t matter. It&#8217;s <em>true</em>. <span id="pullquote">You never lived in a country house. It doesn&#8217;t matter. It&#8217;s <em>true</em>.</span></p>
<p>But a lot of genre fiction isn&#8217;t about that shared human experience. A lot of genre fiction, even genre fiction considered serious and heavyweight — I&#8217;m thinking of several living writers here, but let&#8217;s not name names — has no subtext, no human core.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m talking about the stuff that&#8217;s solely about those what-ifs: what if someone learned how to make self-aware robots? What if aliens made contact using a big black rock that made monkeys hit each other with sticks? What if the powers that be decided that the only solution to the population problem was to mince up dissidents and serve them up to the populace as whole as tasty snack foods? What if everybody went blind and in the resulting chaos got preyed upon by giant ambulatory carnivorous plants with whippy tentacles? What if the gorillas got smart and took over?</p>
<p>Which is all well and good, but none of this has that truth in it. Which is not to say that genre fiction can&#8217;t have that truth, and when you compare it to the stuff that doesn&#8217;t, it&#8217;s blindingly obvious.</p>
<p>Avoiding slamming living authors, I&#8217;ll turn to television programmes: <em>Heroes</em>, for instance, just doesn&#8217;t. Even when it wasn&#8217;t shit, it was always devoid of meaningful subtext. It&#8217;s a show with no layers, only concerned with the what-if: what if some people develop superpowers? Without any truth to anchor it, it got very stupid very quickly.</p>
<p>On the other hand, <em>Buffy the Vampire Slayer</em>, although with a premise that was daft any way you looked at it, got away with it because it was about a woman&#8217;s rite of passage into adulthood. It&#8217;s interesting that the further it got from its original setting the weaker the show got, actually. Few rites of passage are as potent as the teenage ones.</p>
<p>Or <em>Battlestar Galactica, </em>which got away with the lameness of its what-ifs and garnered mainstream praise because — and it pains me to admit this, because I couldn&#8217;t ever get past how pompous and hokey and humourless it was —  it actually was about something, about the things we do to each other in the name of ideologies and prejudices and duty. If it hadn&#8217;t had that core of shared meaning, that core of truth, it would have ended up as stupid as <em>Heroes </em>did. And actually, that core of truth was what made <em>Battlestar Galactica</em> end up smarter than a show that was just lame and hokey, like <em>Andromeda.</em> Or the original <em>Battlestar Galactica, </em>for that matter.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t have a whole lot of time for Tolkien, either, but let&#8217;s face it, I&#8217;d be an idiot if I couldn&#8217;t see that he represents the experience of the ordinary person when faced with huge events, and the way in which even the smallest of us have something heroic within ourselves. Tolkien&#8217;s brand of story has been pastiched a near-infinite number of times, but not really duplicated.</p>
<p>You have to bear in mind that when I talk about truth in subtext, I&#8217;m not talking about a slavish adherence to facts here. Truth and Fact are <em>two different things, </em>and although evangelicals, crusading evolutionary biologists and Republicans have trouble getting their heads around this, a story can be true without having a single grain of fact in it. It&#8217;s an important point, because having truth is not the same as preaching, or party politics, or morality plays, no matter how well-intentioned they may be.</p>
<p><span id="pullquote">Good subtext does not preach. It shows. It represents.</span>Good subtext does not preach. It shows. It represents. It is not trying to make a point or frame an argument. It&#8217;s trying to show you something that you can identify with. A political point isn&#8217;t completely worthless — Harper Lee and Dickens and Steinbeck are all proof of that; so are George Orwell, Antony Burgess and HG Wells. But none of these writers descended to simple sermonising (well, maybe Dickens, a bit, but he was paid by the word, so what can you do?) and none of them are about party politics, or political issues that are only tied to their own time. Every one of them speaks to something current, something that will always be current.</p>
<p><em>War of the Worlds </em>is a classic example, actually. I mean, yes, it has an alien invasion as its central plot-moving event, but really it&#8217;s about the behaviour of people and societies when faced with events bigger and more frightening than they can understand. I read it around September-October 2001, actually, and remember how accurately Wells&#8217; account modelled the headlong descent of the West into the madness of the War on Terror.</p>
<p>Or Burgess&#8217; <em>A Clockwork Orange, </em>whose futuristic youth culture seems ridiculously quaint now, but whose narrative shows what it&#8217;s like to grow up and lash out and listen to the darkest urges humans have. Perhaps it&#8217;s partly to do with Burgess actually retelling the story of the rape and maiming of his own wife from the perspective of the rapist. He never condones or excuses his narrator, Alex. It&#8217;s apparent that Alex is a monster. But he understands him. Burgess says, I could have done it. You could have, too. It&#8217;s a tremendously humane book. And it&#8217;s true.</p>
<p>Now story — and God help us, even plot sometimes — are important too. In fact, story is vital. Plot (which is like a mechanical apparatus on which story is presented) less so. So many writers of genre fiction and media get it totally the wrong way round (you only have to look at a couple of recent big budget Hollywood films made around toy licenses to see what crap you get with story-free plot).</p>
<p>I mean, Plot is nothing to be scared of, and if you&#8217;re going to dispense with it, you&#8217;d better have a reason for doing so. So David Foster Wallace&#8217;s <em>Infinite Jest, </em>which is like in my lifetime top five (and is so science-fiction), actually couldn&#8217;t have worked if it had been tightly plotted. That it&#8217;s sprawling and digressive and largely plot-free is largely the point.</p>
<p>I suppose I should talk about what I&#8217;ve written. I&#8217;m not going to pretend I&#8217;m of a level with all the writers I&#8217;ve mentioned, but I was aiming high.</p>
<p>I wrote <a href="http://www.jet-pack.net/?p=97">“An Angel”</a> some years ago. I was trying to put in words what it feels like to lose someone. It&#8217;s really about the toxic grief and guilt that descends when someone you love is suddenly gone. I wanted it, I suppose, to be a story about an angel, too, but that&#8217;s really secondary, and I think it shows. I&#8217;m not a hundred percent happy with it. I revisited it after posting it here and maybe I&#8217;ll post the better (and by “better” I mean “shorter”) version I came up with.</p>
<p>I think I&#8217;ll probably leave working on it for a bit.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.jet-pack.net/?tag=memory-sticks"><em>Memory Sticks</em></a> is the longest sustained piece of fiction I&#8217;ve finished. Parts of it have been knocking about for over ten years; <a href="http://www.jet-pack.net/?p=162">the Grimslade digression in part two</a>, for example, and the character of Alis herself (originally “Alis” was a company system misspelling of &#8220;Alice&#8221; that she had become conditioned to accept, but I didn&#8217;t like that, and wanted to tie the character in with another fiction I was writing, which may get an airing here some time). The novella as you see it here was largely written between 2005 and 2007, bar a bit of tweaking and the ending (everything after <a href="http://www.jet-pack.net/?p=413">the section titled “The best she&#8217;s going to get”</a>) which I wrote only a few weeks before posting it on Jet Pack. The ending is the only one that makes sense to me.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s a lot of experiences that went together to make poor Sarah&#8217;s crisis and resolution (and incidentally, a single personal crisis is traditionally the touchstone of the novella as a distinct form), some of which come from my brief stint as a phone-monkey in a call centre, and one or two of which are directly inspired by a close friend who got the most appalling treatment from the newspaper at which she worked.</p>
<p>I suppose that what I was trying to write about, more than anything else, was the experience of seeing your thirtieth birthday recede into the distance and suddenly thinking one day, what the fuck am I doing? Where am I? Who is this I am sleeping with? How did I end up here&#8230; from there?</p>
<p>I mean, OK, I wanted it to work as a story in its own right even if you don&#8217;t get what it&#8217;s about, but the SF elements are just metaphors for regret and loneliness and, well, I don&#8217;t know anything about things like mind control or tiny robots rebuilding brains and it was interesting that in the comments following <a href="http://io9.com/5326651/the-memory-of-feeling-is-not-feeling-memory-sticks-explores-human-computers">the one review</a> of <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/memory-sticks/7417122">the print version</a> — on a dedicated SF site — I was largely rumbled in terms of my sci-fi. As in, I don&#8217;t really care about the science or the science fiction, so much as just the fiction. I cannot bear to write a story without at least trying to get a bit of subtext in there.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s what interests me more.</p>
<p>I mean, if what I wrote turns out to be SF, I&#8217;m not going to pretend it isn&#8217;t. But I&#8217;m not aiming to write science fiction. I&#8217;m just aiming to write something true. Genre&#8217;s a trap.</p>
<p>Truth, on the other hand, is everything.</p>
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		<title>Ray Fawkes and 5 Lights</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 05:31:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will</dc:creator>
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<div id="attachment_451" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 250px"><a href="http://www.tor.com/index.php?option=com_phocagallery&amp;view=gallery&amp;id=30573"><img class="size-medium wp-image-451" title="Ray Fawkes (#2)" src="http://jet-pack.net/wp-content/themes/mimbo2.2/images//rayfawkes2-300x215.jpg" alt="Art © Ray Fawkes" width="240" height="172" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Art © Ray Fawkes</p></div>
<p><a title="Ray Fawkes dot com" href="http://www.rayfawkes.com">Ray Fawkes</a> (<em>The Apocalipstix, Mnemovore</em>) is a cunning writer, fearsome with a pen in hand, but he&#8217;s about to go too far. He&#8217;s taking that pen of his and he&#8217;s drawing pictures with it. Writers should do that, for sure, but Ray is <em>drawing and painting</em> actual <em>pictures</em>, and he&#8217;s getting better at it with each passing day. It makes me afraid. Soon there will be no stopping him.</p>
<p>If you haven&#8217;t yet, take in Ray&#8217;s story, <a title="Black Strings at Tor" href="http://www.tor.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;view=comic&amp;id=26539&amp;page=1">&#8220;Black Strings,&#8221;</a> and <a title="Ray Fawkes at Tor dot com" href="http://www.tor.com/index.php?option=com_phocagallery&amp;view=gallery&amp;id=30573">his gallery</a> at Tor.com, and then come back here.</p>
<p>This week, Rays taking part in the <a title="ROTOR at Warren Ellis dot com" href="http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=7125">ROTOR</a>-style project called <a title="5 Lights at Tumblr" href="http://5lights.tumblr.com">5 Lights</a>, which in itself didn&#8217;t surprise me. But he&#8217;s not in there as a writer, which did surprise me. (Meaghan O&#8217;Connell&#8217;s the writer this time out, and her new piece <a title="Muscles Better and Nerves More" href="http://5lights.tumblr.com/post/136839201/muscles-better-and-nerves-more">&#8220;Muscles Better and Nerves More&#8221;</a> will make you hurt, it&#8217;s so good.)</p>
<p>Ray&#8217;s art is gorgeous, but he was so ingrained in my head as a writer that this revelation that he could work brushes as well as he could pens sort of threw me down. Then it raised the bar up over its head and said, &#8220;I make my own pictures, bitch.&#8221; I was an illustration major for a while — I know enough to appreciate how hard it is to do well.</p>
<p>So I did what I do when I see something new: I questioned it. Here are my five questions and Ray&#8217;s five answers.</p>
<p><strong>Will Hindmarch: Tell me a little bit more about 5 Lights and what you&#8217;re doing there.</strong></p>
<p>Ray Fawkes: <a title="5Lights Project at Tumblr" href="http://5lights.tumblr.com">5 Lights</a> is a collaborative art project, bringing five artists together each month and setting them loose on four themes, allowing them to riff, jazz-improv style, around those themes. Photography, illustration, music, the written word, and video are the disciplines; the media and content are nearly unlimited.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m the featured illustrator this month, working watercolors as my instrument of choice. Every image I&#8217;ve created for the project is brand new, and will be unveiling to the public for the first time on the 5 Lights site.</p>
<p><strong>You&#8217;re a proven writer, across a bunch of textual mediums, and you told me you were a little surprised to be invited to 5 Lights as an illustrator. Do you think of yourself as an illustrator yet?</strong></p>
<p>Heh. I do, yeah — but I&#8217;m still surprised about it. I&#8217;ve been painting and drawing relatively quietly for some time, letting my writing take the front seat in my career. Recently, though, my artwork has started creeping up from the back seat, and, thanks to the encouragement of some good friends and compatriots, I&#8217;ve decided to start showing  it publicly. So it&#8217;s not so much that I don&#8217;t think of myself as an illustrator — it&#8217;s that I&#8217;m still pleasantly surprised to find that other people do.</p>
<p><strong>How does your experience as a writer inform your illustration?</strong></p>
<p>It feeds it, in an oblique way. The urge to tell a story and the tendency to symbolism in my prose both seem to bleed into my deliberations when I put pencil to paper. I find myself constructing a sort of foundational story to each image as I work, and hints of that story tend to show up in the finished piece.</p>
<p><strong>You seem to be focusing on analog materials for your art — watercolors and ink. Why&#8217;s that?</strong></p>
<p>It&#8217;s all analog for me. I&#8217;ll do some digital edits if necessary, but I tend to shy away from them. It&#8217;s all got to do with my reasons for painting and drawing — I often do it to take a break from my other work, which is almost always on computer. So the illustration is my &#8220;sunlight and open windows&#8221; activity, where everything is tactile and silent.</p>
<p><strong>As your illustration work expands and refines, is it changing the way you write?</strong></p>
<p>Mmmaybe? I can&#8217;t say for sure. I&#8217;ll be doing a hell of a lot of both over the next year, as a couple of as-yet-unannounced projects hit the table, and I might very well find the processes feeding and changing each other. Ask me again in 2010!</p>
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		<title>The First Novel</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:33:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This may sound crass, because this is crass, but my first novel should be a knockout. It should be a startling debut from a captivating new voice. One to watch.</p>
<p>Thus, I may never finish my first novel.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s tricky, because your debut novel has to be something bold and wave-making, but it&#8217;s also bound to suck a little bit if it&#8217;s actually your first, because what the hell kind of experience do you have writing a novel, right? (But novels don&#8217;t work like that, do they?) Your debut should be brilliant, shining like sterling, so the world sits up and takes note. Then you should top it with your sophomore effort, which should benefit from all the lessons you learned on your first. That buys you the luxury of slipping into something smaller and more indulgent your third time out, at which point your bibliography is varied enough that anything is possible, in any genre. You&#8217;ve become a writer of <em>literature</em>.</p>
<p>As a would-be full-time novelist, this is what career planning looks like. I sit on my couch in the middle of the night, pretending I&#8217;m awake instead of asleep, drinking vodka from a glass skull, and I plan (excuse me, I &#8220;plan&#8221;) my choice of first novel to maximize the effect of my debut. I consider which novel is better to write first, for the sake of impressing potential agents and publishers. Two things define novelists, after all: the oeuvre and the debut.<span id="pullquote">I believe it, because I&#8217;ve told it to myself a whole damn lot.</span></p>
<p>(I love that word, <em>debut</em>. I would love to debut sometime. I&#8217;ve got a couple or four dozen books in the world and yet I&#8217;ve never debuted anything. They just got released. Sometimes they streeted. But not one of them ever <em>debuted</em>.)</p>
<p>Out of procrastination — which is a kind of fear — I convince myself that I am somehow being productive when I break yet another story for a novel without having even finished a first one yet. I have a half-dozen novels in various stages of outlining and research, any of which could be my first. I&#8217;m strategizing, see? It&#8217;s a business plan! I&#8217;m putting my would-be novels in order, considering whether it&#8217;s best for my career to be the guy who wrote this fantasy thing or that sci-fi thing or that speculative thing first, and which should come next to best add breadth and surprise to my bibliography. The part of my career where I get around to actually finishing a novel? That will come later. I believe it, because I&#8217;ve told it to myself a whole damn lot.</p>
<p>How do you decide which of six novels should be your first? They all have stories that want to be told. They all have things that make them topical and things that suggest they&#8217;ve missed their window. They all suck, right now, and they all might be great if you fulfill the potential they said you had in school — if your first novel is a breathtaking debut from a bold new talent.</p>
<p>Which is it? Is it the authentic character-driven tale of your own turmoil and pain, disguised in an urban fantasy that&#8217;ll pigeonhole you forever? What about the was-topical-four-years-ago speculative thriller with possible value for its movie rights? Don&#8217;t forget the adventure yarn you cooked up as a potential movie idea but were convinced to write as a novel because the market&#8217;s better for those. Is there a whole novel in that comic-book outline you did? Maybe you should start with your sci-fi heist story or a sword-and-sorcery yarn.<span id="pullquote">Whichever you do first has to be spectacular, because you’ve theoretically been working on it for thirty years. (You haven&#8217;t.)</span></p>
<p>Whichever you do first has to be spectacular, because you’ve theoretically been working on it for thirty years. (You haven&#8217;t.) But whichever it is, it better not be your best work, or else you&#8217;ll be a hack or a laughingstock before long. You can aim at whatever the market is buying right now, or you can be so good that fads don&#8217;t matter. You can trust that some agent will see your potential beyond the single manuscript, or you can be realistic and accept that it won&#8217;t be good or sold or beloved, but will at least exist.</p>
<p>Trouble is, the novel that doesn&#8217;t exist is perfect. It is everything at once. It is printed on fine imaginary paper in the matte black ink of infinite possibility. Why diminish it by writing it?</p>
<p>Simply put, fuck all that. The novel that exists trumps those that don&#8217;t. These are all excuses for not writing. You can muck around, prioritizing novels that don&#8217;t exist, but that&#8217;s a kind of lying to yourself.</p>
<p><strong>Write it. Everything else comes after.</strong></p>
<p>Now let&#8217;s see if I can put my novel where my mouth is.</p>
<p><em>In case you somehow haven&#8217;t been told to listen to it yet, here&#8217;s Merlin Mann on getting creative work done, from MaximumFun.org:</em></p>
<p><a href="http://www.maximumfun.org"><strong>The Sound of Young America</strong></a><br />
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		<title>There Is No Reason To Write &#8220;There Is&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 22:34:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck Wendig</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now, first, let me say that this is a pet peeve because it's something I used to do. The only reason I'm jumping up and down, flapping my arms like an imbecile, is so you don't fall in the same hole again and again.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>(Cross-posted from <a title="&quot;There Is&quot;" href="http://terribleminds.com/ramble/2009/04/21/there-is-no-reason-to-say-there-is/">Terribleminds</a>)&#8211;</em></p>
<p>If you&#8217;re one of my freelancers &#8212; and, I&#8217;m sorry if you are, I&#8217;m probably an asshole to deal with &#8212; then you&#8217;re familiar with one of my pet peeves in writing. You&#8217;ve seen it, and you know what I&#8217;m talking about because it elicits a certain response, a response not unlike what would happen if I were trying to pass a living human baby through the length of my intestinal tract.</p>
<p>That pet peeve is the construction, &#8220;There is.&#8221;</p>
<p>As in, &#8220;There is only one reason to go to the zoo, and it is to get high off bat guano.&#8221;</p>
<p>Or, &#8220;There are four men at my front door, and none of them are wearing pants.&#8221;</p>
<p>Now, first, let me say that this is a pet peeve because it&#8217;s something I used to do. Most of the things that rub me the wrong way in people&#8217;s writings are pitfalls into which I&#8217;ve tumbled many-a-time, dig? The only reason I&#8217;m jumping up and down, flapping my arms like an imbecile, is so you don&#8217;t fall in the same hole again and again. I&#8217;m marking the path is all. I&#8217;m the yellow sign on the bathroom floor: <em>Cuidado</em>! <em>Verboten</em>! Slippery When Wet! I broke my neck for you, so you don&#8217;t have to.</p>
<p>So. &#8220;There is.&#8221; What the hell is wrong with that? Nothing, right? <em>Bzzt</em>. No. Here&#8217;s what&#8217;s wrong with it: it&#8217;s goddamn lazy. You don&#8217;t know it&#8217;s lazy, but half the stuff we do, we do because it&#8217;s easy, not because it&#8217;s correct &#8212; it&#8217;s like coasting gently through a stop sign. You do it because you&#8217;re too lazy to expend the effort to, y&#8217;know, stop the car with that ever-so-tiring tap of your foot. It&#8217;s not right. But you do it. I do it. We all do it. Lazy.</p>
<p>&#8220;There is&#8221; as a construction is just like that. Outside of &#8220;there is&#8221; being a generally bland way to communicate, what&#8217;s the issue? The issue is, you can always say it better. You can always say it more clearly, more evocatively, more <em>actively</em>.</p>
<p>&#8220;There is a human baby in my intestinal tract.&#8221; Can we write that in a more interesting, more direct way? Sure we can. Let&#8217;s try:</p>
<p>&#8220;A human baby is in my intestinal tract.&#8221;</p>
<p>Or, &#8220;My intestinal tract is home to a human baby.&#8221;</p>
<p>Or, &#8220;I&#8217;ve got a human baby crawling around in my guts, and he&#8217;s a grabby little fucker, and &#8212; oh, <em>oh no</em>, I think he just threw up in there. This is really awkward.&#8221;</p>
<p>Of course, exceptions to the rule exist (or, put more weakly, &#8220;There are exceptions to the rule&#8221; &#8212; see what I did there? See?). Dialogue, for one. People do speak this way, and they say the &#8220;there is&#8221; construction fairly frequently, so it&#8217;s not odd to slap it into dialogue. Also, if you&#8217;re going for a very conversational tone, it can work there, too. But if you want flavor, action, drama, or poetic intensity, don&#8217;t rely on the &#8220;there is&#8221; construction.</p>
<p>I mean, hey, if I&#8217;ve yelled at you about it, don&#8217;t feel bad. Some professional, even popular, writers use it. Frequently. Joe R. Lansdale is one of my Writing Heroes (I&#8217;ll have to do a post on this at some point), and his latest book (<a title="Leather Maiden on Amazon" href="http://www.amazon.com/Leather-Maiden-Joe-R-Lansdale/dp/0375414525/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1240354019&amp;sr=1-1">Leather Maiden</a>, buy it) uses &#8220;there is&#8221; frequently. All the time, actually. And I love his books regardless. But understand, every time I read those two words paired together, Baby Jesus loses a feather from his wings. Er, I think that&#8217;s how it works? Right? Anybody? High-fives?</p>
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